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When several Autobots interfere with his "business", a powerful crime lord has their minds placed into synthoid bodies, with the help of the strangely familiar "Old Snake".

Only Human (Japanese title: "Human Transformer") is the twenty-third episode of the third season of The Transformers and is overall the eighty-eight episode of The Transformers series. It is overall the eighty-eight episode of the G1 Era of Transformers.

Detailed synopsis

Doing a crossover..

Doing a crossover... in style!

Tired of the Autobots interfering with his operations, crime lord Victor Drath contacts the mysterious Old Snake who apparently ran some kind of terrorist organization in the past. Drath purchases Old Snake’s assistance and technology and after trapping the Autobots Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Arcee and Springer, he transfers their minds to newly created synthoid human bodies. He has the human Autobots taken away to be disposed at the junk yard, while the Autobots’ former robot bodies are adapted so that Drath’s men can operate them. However, the human Autobots escape the crusher in time and hide.

After realizing what has happened to them, the four Autobots split up to try to regain their robot forms while avoiding Drath’s men. Rodimus, spotted and nearly killed, takes refuge with Drath’s girlfriend Michelle who seems to show sympathy for him at first but later turns him in to Drath at his house. Arcee makes it to Autobot City, but security doesn’t believe her story and instead places her in detention. Springer and Ultra Magnus manage to snag Springer’s old body from Drath’s troops but are unable to regain the other three. Drath hurries and sends Rodimus, Ultra Magnus and Arcee’s former bodies to drive into Metroplex and detonate explosives to kill the rest of the Autobots. Luckily, Rodimus breaks free of his captors and apprehends Drath. Old Snake gets away, though.

"Hey Arcee, biologically we can...you know." 
"What? Huh?"
"Nevermind

"Hey Arcee, biologically we can...you know."
"What? Huh?"
"Nevermind."

Springer and Ultra Magnus fly Springer’s robot form to catch up with the other three Autobots en route to Metroplex. Knowing that the Autobots in the city won’t realize three Trojan horses are coming until it’s too late, Ultra Magnus tells Springer to attack the city himself. Firing on Metroplex before they arrive, Blaster has time to activate the city’s defenses and waylay the oncoming Autobots.

Later, after the Autobots have put together the pieces, Perceptor rigs the equipment at Drath’s former hideout and transfers Rodimus Prime and the other’s minds back to their rightful place. When asked about their adventure, Rodimus gives extra consideration to Michelle as she’s led away along with Drath’s other men. Meanwhile, safely away, Old Snake muses to himself how they just don’t make terrorists like they used to. He also tries to yell out the rallying cry of his former organization-COOBRAA!!!- but breaks down into coughing.

Stats

Original airdate: ???

Written by: Susan K. Williams

Featured Characters

(Numbers indicate order of appearance.)

Autobots Humans



Guests



Notable quotes

"Yer "trash" got up an' took a hike before I could squash 'em!"

junkyard goon

"Rodimus put that down it's New Tronium highly explo-"

— -Ultra Magnus right before one of Draft's goons shoots the container of New Tronium

"The Path to True Humanity! Only $4.95, tax deductible!"
[Springer shoves him aside]
"Sorry, pal, I'm a robot at heart. ...Terrific. I already need a shave."

street proselytizer and humanized Springer


Springer: "Need a hand? I, uh... operate heavy equipment."
Goon #1: "Uh... yeah."
Goon #2: "But dere's only room for two in here!"
[#1 boots #2 out the hatch]
Goon #1: "Yeah! Yer right!"

— Springer gets a lift from his own body.


"Don't think for a moment that I haven't the nerve to use this -- I have!"

— even humanized, Ultra Magnus is a badass.


"What's this?"
"It's called breakfast, dummy."
"Mph. Smells better than it tastes."

— humanized Rodimus discovers coffee, courtesy of Michelle


"Snake pointed out to me a problem with eliminating only the four of you... namely, an entire city of Autobots who might be tempted to vengeance. I believe in solutions, not problems. You can watch the destruction of Metroplex before you die."

Victor Drath rubs Rodimus's nose in it.


"Well, did you enjoy your sojourn, Rodimus?"
"Maybe a little too much, Perceptor."

Perceptor innocently asks a very loaded question of Rodimus, as the camera pointedly zooms in on Michelle.


"Poor Mr. Drath. Not quite smart enough, were you? They simply don't make terrorists like they used to! COOOOOBRA-ha-*hackcoughcoughcough*"

— "Old Snake" gets away scott-free and Reveals himself to be Cobra Commander.

Arcee: (Looks at herself in the mirror) "What in the name of Prime!"
(Turns around and sees her team mates)
"Oh no, all of us! Rodimus? Springer? Ultra Magnus? What happen to us?"

— Arcee is quiet surprised about her human appearance, what would Ratchet say if he saw her as a human?

Other Notes

In general, this episode is really rushed, story-wise. Scenes are raced through at a pretty break-neck pace, and on the whole, there's a tremendous sense of the episode having to hold back from actually doing anything with the potential-laden concept of the Autobots becoming human. Many of the ideas in the episode only seem half-developed, and what few subtleties do manage to break through the constant hurtle towards the final scene are often blunted by the complete lack of even just a reflective second or two to let them sink in. The episode really cries out to be a two-parter, which is a real shame, since the annotations for the episode included amongst the original documentation featured on Metrodome's DVDs suggest that the production staff were really excited and enthusiastic about it.

Ultra Magnus didn't want to admit he wanted the pink overalls.

Ultra Magnus didn't want to admit he wanted the pink overalls.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

Animation and/or technical glitches

Continuity errors

Transformers references

Real-world references

Notes

Oh so accurate.

Oh so accurate.

External links


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